Orc FloodSir, We Have an Orc Problem — on mobile?
Is there a mobile version of Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?
No. Sir, We Have an Orc Problem by Mumpitz Games is available on Steam for PC only. No official iOS or Android release exists, and if you're after the same experience on a phone, the closest thing is an independently made game in the same genre — more on that below.
Is it on iOS or Android at all? What about APK downloads?
It is not on the App Store or Google Play. Be careful with sites offering an "APK" or "mobile download" of it: since no official mobile build exists, those files are at best fakes and at worst malware. If a mobile port is ever announced, it will be on the developer's own channels first.
What's the closest mobile game to it?
That's the game this site is about. Orc Flood: Tower Defense was built for exactly this itch on iOS and Android: the horde is one continuous simulated tide (up to 160 000 orcs in the final campaign) instead of discrete waves. You place up to 28 towers and aim every barrel yourself. It is an original, unaffiliated game, not a port: our own engine, art, levels and balance, made for touchscreens from the start.
How do they compare?
| Sir, We Have an Orc Problem | Orc Flood: Tower Defense | |
|---|---|---|
| Platforms | PC (Steam) | iOS & Android |
| Made by | Mumpitz Games | Yernur Melsov (solo, independent) |
| Price model | Paid — see its Steam page | Free to start, one optional unlock for the full game |
| The horde | Massive orc assaults | One continuous tide, up to 160 000 simulated orcs |
| Offline | — | Fully offline, no ads, no accounts |
We only speak for our own column — for theirs, check the Steam page. Both games share a genre and a sense of humor about doomed fortifications; everything else about Orc Flood is our own work.
Does Orc Flood work offline? Ads? Timers?
Fully offline, no ads, no analytics, no accounts. Free to start, with a single one-time unlock for the full campaign. No energy meters, no timers, no chests. Losses pay out scrap that funds your next attempt, and the keep remembers your tower layout per level.
Try it when it lands: Orc Flood is coming to the App Store and Google Play — the landing page has screenshots, the tower roster and the live horde. Questions: yrnrmlsv@gmail.com.
Disclosure: Orc Flood is an independent game and this page is written by its developer. "Sir, We Have an Orc Problem" is a trademark of its respective owner, referenced here only to answer a question people actually search for. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Mumpitz Games in any way.